Her Locks and Lost Chocolate

Shelby's hair is getting long. When I'm washing it I tell her, "Flash your locks!" and she shakes her head from side to side splashing water everywhere. If I had a water-proof camera I would have a picture of it by now. As for the lost chocolate, I have a bunch of lip balm/gloss in my purse that Shelby loves to after. Since she killed her Burt's Bees that I gave her whenever she needs some she says, "My lip balm is dead?" and she proceeds to go towards my purse to get mine. I let her have some but it can't stop there, can it? She knows about the minty lip gloss I bought at Bath and Body Works because she helped me choose the flavors. Anywho, after the Burt's Bees it's time for the "minty" of which there are two: peppermint and chocolate mint. Shelby needs both. Next goes on the peppermint and lastly the chocolate mint. Last night, after the usual ritual of three layers of lip treatment Shelby went off about her business, played a bit, climbed onto the facing couch smooshing her face (and lips) in the seat (it's a good thing it's leather). She came back a few minutes later declaring that her "chocolate fell off!"